Directly from the Whiskey Tango Foxtrot files:
Parents pay £5 an hour for their daughters to learn pole dancing at the Little Spinners classes.
Instructor Carly Wilford insists it helps youngsters keep fit and boosts their self-esteem.
But charity Kidscape warned it was another indication of the growing sexualisation of children, which has prompted Government-backed proposals to protect their innocence.
Gee, you think:
Any parent that would not only want their daughter to do this, but pay for it needs a round house kick to the brain stem from this guy.
Honestly, are there not enough kids being kidnapped and raped? Are there not enough children starting sex at young ages?
Are there not enough babies having babies?
Honestly, the people who do this deserve Liam Neeson style intervention.
Children deserve better than this.