The local media was outside of the International Longshore and Warehouse Union (ILWU Local 21) offices in Longview, Washington gathering interviews and b-roll.
Here’s what happened when one of the union members, who said his name was “F*ck You C*cksucker,” came outside to discuss their possible trespassing:
Aside from the lack of employment at the port, I can understand why he is so angry. I have listened to “A Boy Named Sue.” Your given name can have a big impact on a boy’s life.
I imagine this guy’s life has just been a series of fistfights.
“Hi, nice to meet you. My name’s Joe. What’s yours?”
“F*ck You C*cksucker.”
“Wha…?”
Fight ensues. Until one day…
“Hi. My name is Hank, president of the Longshoreman Union. What’s your name?”
“F*ck You C*cksucker.”
“Welcome to the union. Mind the door.”
It was a match made in thug heaven.
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Ok, now THAT’s funny.
Disturbing, sure, but Funny.
This gentleman will come to a bad end.
With a name like that, it’s a certainty.
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You have to admit the man has the richly colorful (albeit slightly limited) vocabulary and tact to go a long ways in D.C. Robert Gibbs should be afraid for his job, for Mr. F.U.C. would certainly be a lively and personable replacement and obviously in tune with the tenor of Mr. Obama’s administration.
Jake Tapper vs. F.U.C.
That’s a pay per view event if I ever saw one.
“Hello, I’m Mike Jones with HRTV. I’m calling to do a follow up phone interview with a Mr. Fuck You Cocksucker. It is my understanding he works out of this office. Would he be available for comment?”
One of us should place this same call to this office at least once every hour or so. Use the above script, but just change the name and the television station name.
ILWU Local 21
617 — 14th Avenue
Longview, WA 98632
Dan Coffman, President
Shelly Porter, Sec.-Treas.
Longshore
phone: 360.423.0950
fax: 360.423.5498
email: ilwu21@iinet.com
I’d have given almost anything if the cameraman had said ” OK, thank you Mr. C*ocksucker” as the thug was storming away.
I loved the part where he said, “You’re not with the PR department, are you?”
This union thug has committed assault and made a credible threat of violence. Someone out there knows his name, even if he doesn’t. He should be prosecuted. That kind of criminal behavior should not be tolerated by anyone, including the news media.
Agreed. But considering this same group held security officers hostage and damaged railroad property yesterday and no one was arrested, I don’t see anything happening to him.
Sad, but true.
I agree with you. I didn’t see any signs posted saying it is a private, controlled parking lot, so it is open to the public.
Can someone do a screen cap of this guy, photoshop an Obama tshirt onto him and caption it Your Union Representative says Vote for Obama, you #^+!%<*!!!
As a matter of face, I can: http://www.cafepress.com/cp/customize/product2.aspx?number=572093929
A further thought. One meme on the Left is that Obama has not “fought hard enough”. I suggest the Democrat Party select a new nominee through their primary process, someone who reflects the richness of liberal thought, the vitality of Democrat policy wisdom, and the humanistic concern Progressives show for all people, as well as for our mother, the Earth.
Let me be the first to suggest Mr. Fuck You Cocksucker as the 2012 Democratic presidential nominee.
Say this for him — he’d scare the Iranians more than Obama does.
Sit back and imagine the primary debates….
Oh, that’s good stuff right there.
He makes me proud to be an American. Drunk and stupid, just like John Belushi in Animal House. That kind of American.
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The cops are unionized too. They won’t arrest a UNION goon in a labor dispute unless he kills someone and the cops are on video watching.
Great point. I know a mayor in new jersey who is not sure the cops would act as needed in a spat. He doesn’t see a rebellion, but he knows where sympathy is.
Mr. and Mrs. C*cksucker named him well.
“Welcome to the union. Mind the door.” LOL! That’s how to fight a loser like that, with laughter and derision. The reporters did a good job keeping bemused, better than giving him what he wanted- a fight. Dropout POS.
Exactly. Those guys handled it perfectly.
Or Mr. F.U.C. could have given a spirited PG13 editorial comment as to why his ILWU brethren were manning
the picket lines, their treatment by their employers and how they were standing their ground not just for thermselves and their families but for their union brethren and sistern and their families as well.
Oh, well, he’s made his choice.
There for a minute I thought the Trailer Park Boys was coming back. You c%$#$^!#ers.
“Get back in the office, Mr. Leyhe.”
“Shut up, Randy and put a shirt on, you #&$^% $)#($&%!”
Nice guy. Real articulate, too.
that’s the union way, that is why I never buy any thing that has the uniion label.
Q. How many union members does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. 76. You gotta problem with that, c*cks*ck*r?
The best part is, he didn’t need a teleprompter.
Obama’s pride and joy right there.
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This is ridiculous. Somebody is going to get hurt during this election season. One of these union goons is going to assault somebody with a gun and all hell is going to break loose.
If somebody use a gun to assault someone else….the MSM will blame it on the Tea Party, no matter which Union did the assaulting.
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I’m thinking that “Take Your Kid to Work Day” at the union job-site of these guys must be fairly traumatic for the youngsters.
Especially for little Mikey Cocksucker, who presumably has enough problems.
Why do union members feel justified in threatening and committing violence? Is their cause — “More everything for me, Jackl” — really so noble and holy that other people have no rights?
They act like Hitler’s SA — an unofficial army dedicated to committing acts of violence in furtherance of their Party’s aims. They should all wear brown shirts so we’d know them. And instead of SEIU, call themselves the S.A. 4U.
Media are cowards. They should know their rights and the law. Stand your ground media; don’t run.
It makes you want to join a union, doesn’t it?
This guy should be the White House Press Secretary! Somebody get his CV, quick!
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I think I saw this guy before in an episode of Deadwood. Show ended but he is still talking that way.
To be fair though, if you had a mug like that dude you would probably be pissed at everything and everyone too.
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With a name like that – it’s no wonder he is frustrated. I mean – can you imagine the problems he would have had he applied himself to study and work, gone for some valid education, and tried to get a real job in a responsable position?
“Paging Dr. C*cks*cker. C*cks*cker to the OR.”
or
“You’re here for your new home redesign? Our man C*cksucker will be with you in just a moment.”
or
“This is our new C*cks*cker Mark 1- named for the engineer who designed it.”
or
“So. Chef C – you want your name on the top of your new cafe?”
No, I think some people are just better suited for the ‘union label’. So to speak.
I’m thinking this guy, as a kid, perhaps should’ve been “Mikey” in the Life cereal TV commercial . . . .
Kid 1: What’s this stuff?
Kid 2: Some cereal, ‘sposed to be good for ya.
Kid 1: I’m not gonna try it . . .( pushing bowl back to Kid 2)
Kid 2: Let’s get F*** You C***S*****!
Kid 1: He won’t eat it. He hates everything!
Kid 2: He likes it! Hey F*** You C***S*****!
Yep, as some previous posters have noted, this guy’s a natural for any of the following positions: Obama cabinet appointee/speechwriter, the 2012 Dem Pres nominee, Eric Holder’s replacement, Nancy Pelosi’s Chief of Staff . . . or the really perfect fit would be head of the NLRB!
With regard to oratorical skills, this guy gives Obama stiff competition on: 1. Delivery; 2. Substance; 3. Ability to speak off-the-cuff w/o a teleprompter; 4. Articulation and enunciation; and 5. Overall Performance. The only area where he loses points is ‘Clothing Sense of Style’ – unbuttoned shirt & tail out doesn’t make for a good look. You know, ‘Clothes make the man’ & all. If only he were to get himself a new suit, I can see him soaring like an eagle! On second thought, perhaps like a buzzard.
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“You’re not from the PR staff, are you?”
Ha ha ha ha!!!
He has a son named Small. I’d hate to think about what he calls his daughter.
What a douchebag.
How ugly is that?! Too bad the “man” doesn’t have a better attitude about life in general. He might be happy if he did. My son is a union member (Teamster) and I hope he has a better attitude and isn’t affected by such as this “man.”
The thing is, I know some of these guys, and more than a few of them actually support the tea party! Most of them outside of work are hunters, fishermen, 2nd amendment supporters, and churchgoers who don’t want the gov’t to take too much of their paycheck. And more of these guys are veterans than the chickenhawk brigade who posts on these comment sections and blogs. Yes, this behavior is violent and despicable, but they feel that EGT did not negotiate in good faith (I have mixed feelings, as I am not a union member myself) and feel that unions are an important part of the capitalist system. To call these guys “socialists” when only 48% of union members in the last Rasmussen poll said they were certain to vote for a Democrat in 2012 is just ludicrous.
Having said all that…. If these guys do act violently or illegally, I do want the book to be thrown at them.
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