Via Say Anything comes this video of a radio ad featured on Fox Business’s Varney and Company.
Here I am growing my own food, paying for my own groceries and canning my own vegetables because I thought I’d provide for myself, and the whole time I could have been eating right, losing weight and feeling fantastic with the NEW SNAP PROGRAM 2012!
Yeah. That just happened.
It’s not enough that the USDA is spending billions giving federal food stamps away when they have no Constitutional power to do so. No, they have to go and advertise the program like is the latest weight loss program for geriatrics.
It’s surreal.

Can you still buy “bath salts” with food stamps?
You can buy whatever you want with food stamps. All you have to do is sell them at a loss, take the cash and away you go.
At least that’s how it used to work.