In case you have missed every other video in the history of Occupy Everywhere, I would like to present to you this example of the type of brilliant minds gathering right now in Philadelphia to plan the next stage of the revolution.

I need to warn you, however, about the language. In protest of English classes, or something, this young clinger-on joins in the protest as it marches by, as anyone would:

“Shit’s fucked up. Shit’s fucked up and bullshit.”

Clearly Madison Avenue’s advertising giants have taken control of Occupy’s messaging.

Let me be the first to offer this paraphrase of the march:

This guy is definitely a candidate for biggest derp in the derp parade, but don’t let that fool you. He is a useful idiot in the whole Occupy movement. The real people setting things up and pulling strings are real nasty people who would love to see a violent socialist revolution in America.

You need to know the whole story. It’s easy to laugh at the derptitude of people like Sir Brainiac Smokesalot up above, but this movement isn’t just people like him.

Check out Occupy Unmasked and learn the whole story:

Hat Tip: Moonbat Tracker