Katie Holmes is getting a divorce from Tom Cruise.
Tom Cruise is the posterboy for Scientology.
Reports are, Holmes is being followed by the Church, a claim they deny:
A team of beefy armed men parked themselves in a white Cadillac Escalade outside Holmes’ place all day yesterday, snapping pictures of people outside the building and demanding to know who they were.
Cops finally pulled up in a marked NYPD squad car behind the SUV and checked out its Tennessee license plates. The officers said they were acting on complaints of “suspicious activity in a white Escalade” but did not elaborate. They spent about 15 minutes eyeing the SUV before leaving. At least two of the five men sitting in the SUV were clearly packing heat. When asked who they worked for, one wisecracked: “We’re waiting for a bus.”A Holmes rep said the mystery men weren’t with the actress.
Cruise’s team denied the guards were working for the actor. A Scientology lawyer told TMZ the church is not tailing Holmes.
Watch the first fifteen minutes of this hour long documentary and tell me this cult isn’t keeping tabs on her:
Now watch the rest and understand how bizarre, dangerous and evil this cult really is:
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Here is how it may be working (this is speculation). The Church of Scientology hires attorneys, who hire Private Investigators and then the CoS can plausibly deny following anyone. It does not control its attorneys.
Tom Cruise is freaking out because he is in Iceland filming a movie and his wife and daughter are leaving him. He calls David Miscavige. Miscavige is one of Tom Cruise’s best friends, was his best man at the Holmes Cruise wedding, and Miscavige’s own wife has been missing since 2006. http://www.businessinsider.com/scientology-leader-david-miscaviges-wife-has-been-missing-since-2006-2012-7
Scientology is for suckers, and I’m not just making fun of Travolta when I say that.
The real truth can be found in Appliantology, as revealed by the all-wise Frank Zappa.