Liberal Logic Lets Me Feel Perfectly Fine Saying All Black People are Criminals
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August 09, 2012 The Blog

According to liberal comedian W. Kamau Bell, all the Tea Party is racist, even if only 10% are racist, because a little dookie in your milkshake is enough:

“I don’t need the Tea Party to be 100 percent racist for me to feel perfectly fine calling them racist,” he says. “It could be way less than 100 percent. Ten percent is fine with me.”

He defends his stance by saying if you had a milkshake made of “10 percent shit” you wouldn’t drink it.

“Ten percent’s kind of a lot!”

HA! Smearing a bunch of people with generalizations is funny, right?

For example, it would be funny if I said all black people, like W. Kamau Bell, are criminals:

“In 2001, the chances of going to prison were highest among Black males (32.2%) and Hispanic males (17.2%) and lowest among White males (5.9%). The lifetime chances of going to prison among Black females (5.6%) were nearly as high as for White males. Hispanic females (2.2%) and White females (0.9%) had much lower chances of going to prison.”

I don’t need all black people to be 100 percent convicts for me to feel perfectly fine calling them convicts. It could be way less than 100 percent. Thirty percent is fine with me. Thirty percent is kind of a lot.

Not so funny now, is it?

Liberal logic usually isn’t.

Maybe if I made a milkshake reference…

2 Comments
  1. Jonathan August 15, 2012 at 10:00 pm - Reply

    It WOULD be funny, if you were actually trying to be funny and not just trying to make some sort of dick point.

    • Andrew Riley August 16, 2012 at 6:01 pm - Reply

      I don’t think he was trying to be funny. Kind of like how you weren’t trying to be logical or smart with your comment.

      And yes, I’m pointing my dick at you right now, Jonathan.

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