The local media was outside of the International Longshore and Warehouse Union (ILWU Local 21) offices in Longview, Washington gathering interviews and b-roll.

Here’s what happened when one of the union members, who said his name was “F*ck You C*cksucker,” came outside to discuss their possible trespassing:

Aside from the lack of employment at the port, I can understand why he is so angry. I have listened to “A Boy Named Sue.” Your given name can have a big impact on a boy’s life.

I imagine this guy’s life has just been a series of fistfights.

“Hi, nice to meet you. My name’s Joe. What’s yours?”

“F*ck You C*cksucker.”


Fight ensues. Until one day…

“Hi. My name is Hank, president of the Longshoreman Union. What’s your name?”

“F*ck You C*cksucker.”

“Welcome to the union. Mind the door.”

It was a match made in thug heaven.


Welcome Instapundit readers!

Hat Tip: The Right Scoop

Cross posted at Right Wing News.

Update 2:

As per a request in the comments, I made a t-shirt with the following graphic on it:

Update 3:

Linked at Gateway Pundit. Thanks, Jim and John.

Also linked at Political Hotwire.

Finally, BornLib linked me up also. Thanks!

Update 4:

Linked at The Other McCain. Thanks, Stacy.

Facebook Comments